the Loo

lately ive been ditching class so often i wish i could smack myself in the head. I have come to realise that the reason why i’ve become such a sloth is because of some sort of sleeping disorder i am having, lazyness aside. It may not come close to insomnia, but it’s another of bad sleeping habit that i’ve been developing these past few months. (With the weather this cold, unsightly hairy people like me tend to switch to mode hibernate quite often)

I worn out pretty easily after doing ..practically nothing, thus i tend to take afternoon naps. It won’t kill me. Afternoon naps boost heart health, or so they claim. I can go anywhere from 2 hours to 4hours, depending on how beat i am. In conclusion, i’ll have a hard time to sleep at night.
I could only last at 4,30a.m, 6 a.m at most. Then ill be sleeping dead. Which is then explains why im not going to class.

Just for a note, avoid sleeping during or after the sunset until the disappearance of the twilight. It is when you tend to get the worst bad dreams or something grotesque of that nature. And it will also make your head go woozy.

On such case, i found that the most prudent of action is to reschedule my sleeping time as well as some other nonessential bullcrap im about to spout.

Control Sleeping time
1. Sleep at 11 p.m., 1 a.m top.
2. No sweet snacks on dinner because i’ll go all hyped.
3. No frying at night because the smokes catalyst the movement of negatively charged particles.
4. No Youtube after 11 p.m. Pergh that thing is like an endless chain of a vast video network. Evil thing that keeps you awake.
5. No blogging. yeah.

Some people just dont get it. They have so much time to keep ourselves busy with their lame ass bussiness. I have no issues against them and nothing to begrudge, but some people have never cease to trouble me to no end. I thought some enlightenment such as "it’s my examination week" would tip something off. Geez which part of "my examination week" dont you understand?

And i live abroad, running a house and pay couple of bills of my own. I have a lot of stuff to do. Even so , i would rather spend the time helping myself than someone who have so much free time asking me endless favour.

And i’ve become such a lazy pig lately, so please, for your own sake, don’t ask me to do stuff I reluctant or hardly wanted to.
That is why i dont like to get too close to any people to begin with. Because given the ample time, they could be such a bother to you, and sometime complete asshole.

And please, don’t think ill of me. I want to be such a big help to everyone, but please, just not in my examination week. Thank you.

lately i’ve been farting alot, for no apparent reason. If i would think very hard and try to relate any basis that made me to fart this plentiful, I would left at sea, as its mystery still becons my curiousity.

Hence i would try to avoid any people within my personal fart-radius for the sake of not letting anyone to collapse, as the fume could last for more than a good 2 minutes.

The smell would differ dependantly on your gender, daily meal, weight, body odor, smell of your breath, working place, and the type of your underwear.Here I would suggest a few how-to(s) to identify your own fart, as your fart is pretty much distinctive with time as well as the afore-mentioned. There would be some time where the odor is faint enough you would not be able to tell, and some time so intense, it suffocates you.

Make sure you can tell the difference afterwards because you don’t want to blame anyone for your own fart.

1. fart while in the bed
2. while in a standing postion, fart and turn.
3. fart in the small room
4. bottle the fart and sell it to ebay.

You can also practise some easy exercises to train your butt from farting. I will call this ‘Butt Kegel’. Kegeling is known to many, predominanly women in pregnancy, as kegeling train the muscles and prepare themselves for birth and easy labour.
Same rules apply, butt kegeling is a measure to train and to develop defined muscles within the anus area to help holding more fart in a signifacant period of time.

I just went for a medical checkup last saturday and the outcome caught me really dumbfounded. It has been like 1-week fasting period and now I weigh only 51kilos. Im a walking skeleton.

This month has been really hard for me. Having said that ive to fight for placement in germany with 3,4 of the others. (Thanks to those who’re willingly pulling out. You guys are totally awesome). Then the pain didn’t end there, not just yet. We had to wait for the reply- approving our application, wait for the offer letter to be issued, wait for the Visa to get done, and wait for them confirming the date of departure. Im so tired and seemingly my effort is too great for something so far-fetched.

i have so much to write, but i’ve just recovered from fever and a mild headache. And it seems my stomach pain has just subsided, which i doubt it were gastric ulcer nor duodenum ulcer or such.

i’ll rest for a few days and hopefully ill be able to write some more of those nasty sh*ts shortly.

Whoa i guess it has been a while. Well Kamil’s new stuff about some Quantum and shit is keeping my brain a bit busy for these few days. I couldn’t help it but to be amazed about anything that that guy ever brings up.

Anyways that shouldn’t be the case. What im going to talk about is something that really bothers me for quite some time. Im very sure that everybody has a clue concerning the hardhitting news of our local artiste getting caught by religious department for her "immorality" in public like last week.

Well im cool with that. and other slutty acts before her.  But i’ve never been so infuriated since the letters dr.Kaml and this Jac kee wrote to the Sun dated July, 10.
Despite what they claim to have such elitist mentality, it’s not quite a schock that in reality they are still trapped in a colonial mindset. Or maybe it’s the matter of ageing that numbs all of their senses, treating something so lightly.

As for Dr.Kaml, I could’nt actually get his brand of logic. What does he think? That religious matter is akin to selling keropok lekor? Aren’t his arguments simply an arrangement of fancy words, made just to fulfil his need to be vocal rather than facts laid out in a systematic and professional way? It’s not surprising that his understanding of islamic laws has gotten rotten considering his age. Well he is waay past his prime and we youngsters seriously dont need someone as of their kind to call a spade, a spade.

That Kee on the other hand, is I the paling respek one. Ain’t she got like 20 funny bones in her spine. But she plays wayang kulit very well, extending myths out of her own colorful imagination and plauded them as the truth.
Merely stating lame camel joke like "Although im not a Muslim, I read Quran". Dont make me laugh.

Those two should make a combustible white-is-blag tag team, simply sprinkling thier arguments with big words, without backing them with facts. No wonder the most gullible of all will fall for it.

If Your grasp of the teachings of islam is astoundingly poor, then for the sake of the people, please refrain from sending your self-righteous letters everwhere. It’s not doing anyone any good.

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p/s: For detailed explanatory, which is intelligently argued, you can refer to Kamil’s reactionary letter. (Ask him, it’s not cool posting his writing without his permission)

In order to view this you must be exactly over 18 years old and have a lot of time to kill.

Moderator : Hello again fellow viewers. Today, with us here today is a renowned, suave sociologist Dr.Fathi in his usual brilliance in engaging on our social issues, will again propose his "intellectual" sociological arguments and findings, since he happen to be so much in the know with regards to social science.

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Dr.F : …. I just heard that and I feel that your sarcastic remarks are uncalled for.

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Moderator : heh*grins. OK, without further adue, let’s commence the discussion, shall we? So Dr.F, how’s the mass consciousness concerning the issue?

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Dr.F : well the problem is, people still have speculations on certain things they least have understanding of, and often, they start to evaluate things they think it’s true, as long as it sounds and after consideration seems credible as they have no way to verify the information.

In the end they just came up with conclusions so unprofound, making sociologist like me shudders in fear of stupidity.

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Moderator : …. ??

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Dr.F : Moderator I wonder if your listening to my speeches is up to snuff.

Anyways, owing to the incessant misleading informations, I therefore, the self-acclaimed sociologist, will keep the viewers abreast with the latest authentication in social science.

So, basically there are 4 types of characteristic of human, in which i will discuss one of each  analytically.

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Cool

Well cool people is considered at the forefront of everything in life since time immemorial.

One doesn’t have to be smart to be cool. One also doesn’t have to be good-looking and have athletic built and whatnot. What one does need is a good cash and uncool people to make them superior. Indeed, better fortune has been the ticket for them to thier social superiority.

Hey, when you got cash you got everything.

Thier kinds are to be envied by many.

Boring

Boring is characteristic of one’s life, where his/her purpose of existence seem so vague and in some extreme cases, totally non-existent.

Boring itself takes several forms; dull, dim, monotonous, tedious and etc, where in the end all of those afore-mentioned conclude to one big idea; helplessness and incomprehensible emptiness.

In their life, there’s fairly quite nothing to stimulate excitement. It’s the formality that has made one feel stagnant.

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Kind

Dr.Fathi’s theory suggests that honesty and human kindness is actually a form of emotional bribery.

People go to distant length trying so hard to be kind, so that the other party would have respect and hence create such an imaginary warm,comely relationship with the other party.

Call it hyprocacy, call it politeness, call it anything you want, but the fact is one would rather go through a series of complicated cover ups and sometimes even lies just to make sure that his/her reputation isn’t found faulty.

‘Friend’ is no more than an another illustration that depicts fragility of one social relationship. One colleague of mine, Kimi had once mentioned, "People making friends have no other intention than to fulfill thier political needs. (although he’s just trying to be funny and stuff, but then to give it a second thought, it sounded robustly much actual to me)

People merely befriend one, as one is beneficial to them.

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Openly sexually-perverted maniac.

Well you can find these people infesting the planet just everywhere, and sadly they’re the kind of those people whoare a despise to their kin, malayan roots, and religion.

On a particular note, they are simply the product of children who watched too many western TV shows like Baywatch and other disgusting teenage flicks or spent too much time reading URTB.

With great pride they flaunt their so called "superior knowledge" and dismiss people who can’t share thier fancy as openly as them as simply ‘impotent’ or as lowly as ‘gay’.

By observation, one can tell that most of them came from the outskirts of Malaysia and possibly deprived of modernisation of thoughts. I pity their souls.

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Moderator :  Well, that’s it. Let’s hope that the viewers will have something to learn from this, and take some time to think about it. Thank you for your time.

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p/s: as you would have noticed, i tried to make this a bit comical, but in the end it just didn’t go that way.

Anyways, hurray for my 40th post!! Shit my 40th post seems the longest post thus far. And It just prooves that i have a lot of freetime postingnonsensical entries.

It is such a dreaded world our Malaysian society is. No thanks to the faulty upbringings little we know human intelligence is on the brink of extinction. Smart asses hardly comprise even to a shameful 10% of our populace. Contrariwisely no-brainers grow increasingly in numbers, spreading stupid and rumors. I guess the film ‘Idiocracy’ isn’t just for fun afterall, rather it depicts much less of our sheer reality.

True, in this fake society that will crumble in disillusionment, rational thinking has taken a totally new dimension. Imagine you have to teach people with messed-up logic about rationale. That is why, sometimes we have to tell them even the simplest thing of everything.

As usual, i will incorporate details or example of a certain situation as a hint.

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Situation 1
We have this warden. What bothers is that, he kind of bring his youngsters to our hostel musolla with him every prayer times. His intention to educate his 5-year old son is very much understandable, but the whole anak-beranak? which includes some little girl and an infant, yelling, crying and sh*t?

Doesn’t his wife tell him, "hey you bum, i’ve had all day cooking, washing stuff and sh*t, and what you have to do is taking care of these hostel people, which is the least thing you’re doing. Take these kids and let them off playing elsewhere, where i could have piece of mind. My, aren’t these kids a nuisance!"

i dont like the fact that i still have to entertain some kids running rampant in my concern since my little cousins. Truth be told, i got some personal issues with children - they are loud, uncontrollable, ignorant and mentally disoriented creatures. Treating such can of worms is really not my cup of tea.

But being choosy is not an option no more. I’ve to live with the circle I detest most too soon than the appointed time (parenthood, that is)

I come to realize that i’ve been living with lot of people all this while, showing wide repertoire of behaviour, and meet the shittiest people alive, but the most troublesome of all is to find out that some of them get really child-like, in the sense that they behave more like an 8 y/old than that of their age group, very unbecomming of thier intellectual vigour and physical stature.

Well cutesy, adorable and playful as it may seem, believe me, a 20y/old playing prekindergarten is downright disturbing, at least not in a sexual kind of way.

Now the problem with children is that they tend to get easily overhyped over simple matters. Imagine they come to you all of a sudden and shout to your ears and inject every dynamic to an otherwise a pretty mild environment. For god sake, how should I react?

Seriously, i’m not adept to handle with someone as of thier kind. just for some simple reason, i’m not keen of "old children". Hey, i’ve no younger siblings afterall!

wearing glasses was definitely not in my to-do list, well at least not for the next 30,40 years. For some unknown reasons, most of the bespectaled people has been given such notorious reputation, thanks to the potrayal of the bespectaled nerds who knows nothing but maths.

Well, the fact that I have to wear one is not just simply as I-want-to, rather is something i cannot hinder. It’s not like I wear it the whole time. Only at certain places, or at certain times. (My vision worsens when it gets dark) Yet the issue still bubbles around me and i’ve been getting sick of hearing malicious and annoying remarks such like "power ciput je". "takde effect ponn", "takde beza".

Although it’s fun entertaining such repeating comments, my brain is already so stuffed out, so if they want to debate about me should be doing and shouldnt, then help themselves finding their apperently missing common sense. I know my body’s best and stop getting unclueless. And maybe they should start worrying about what they have to wear themselves: a functioning brain.

p/s: just so you know, im a messed-up paranoid.

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i’ve never thought that watching anime could be so tormenting!Since when watching anime has become an Agony? I know i shouldn’t expect too much of Naruto anime this time around though. I thought the anime would get better and more exciting, considering that they’ve just started the Part 2 like last April, and its very much upsetting of how the anime has gotten lately.

Its very sad that some certain scenes is treated with unbefitting Soundtracks. Furthermore, Its not just the movement has becoming rather plastic-ky, rather the storyline gets even slooowweer and loooonngerr. Just imagine the fight of Deidara and Gaara alone takes up more than 5 mere episodes, for god sake! It kind of remind me of DragonBall Z, which I used to hate because of its prolonged anime and lengthy fighting intro-speech. Oh get real, kishimoto.