the Loo

I was in Malaysia for 3 weeks. I was hoping to get a driving license, but 3 weeks was just too short. im not worried. i could ride a fukin bike, how’s that?
o well having a driving license is overrated . Everybody knows the goverment will forbid vehicles and enforce everyone to ride a bike anyways. Enough small talk.

I took MAS to KLIA. This one Pramugara went all friendly and suddenly started to pinch me on the nipple. Since when do you pinch someone on the nipple? Is that some kind of a new thing in Malaysia? Beats me.

So i was trying to get some cheap t-shirts, sweatshirts etc back in Malaysia. The prices just make me want to shoot kittens. I dont keep tabs on how much these clothes usually cost. At prices ranging from RM70 to RM90, its just enough to get me jizz in my pants. Seriously though.

My mom’s friend from work came home for a visit With her daughter who studies in Egypt, apparently her uni is on break. But still. Its just awkward. We never knew each other that well and to come over out of the blue with an excuse “i want to know your place”, with her anak dara. its gold.
i mean if i were an anak dara and that my mom asked me to go to her friend’s house to know thier place and possibly her friend’s son, you think i’d tag along?

Everyone wears masks down there in Kuala Terengganu. Im such a paranoid and refused to leave home. I was coughing, sneezing, snorting for weeks even though i kept minimal time outside to such extent. I scared shitless to the fact that if i somehow caught the flu and that the germans would quarantine me,keep me in a small room and forbid me to go home for a week. That would suck hard.
Would suck hard.