the Loo

lately i’ve been farting alot, for no apparent reason. If i would think very hard and try to relate any basis that made me to fart this plentiful, I would left at sea, as its mystery still becons my curiousity.

Hence i would try to avoid any people within my personal fart-radius for the sake of not letting anyone to collapse, as the fume could last for more than a good 2 minutes.

The smell would differ dependantly on your gender, daily meal, weight, body odor, smell of your breath, working place, and the type of your underwear.Here I would suggest a few how-to(s) to identify your own fart, as your fart is pretty much distinctive with time as well as the afore-mentioned. There would be some time where the odor is faint enough you would not be able to tell, and some time so intense, it suffocates you.

Make sure you can tell the difference afterwards because you don’t want to blame anyone for your own fart.

1. fart while in the bed
2. while in a standing postion, fart and turn.
3. fart in the small room
4. bottle the fart and sell it to ebay.

You can also practise some easy exercises to train your butt from farting. I will call this ‘Butt Kegel’. Kegeling is known to many, predominanly women in pregnancy, as kegeling train the muscles and prepare themselves for birth and easy labour.
Same rules apply, butt kegeling is a measure to train and to develop defined muscles within the anus area to help holding more fart in a signifacant period of time.

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