the Loo

Some people just dont get it. They have so much time to keep ourselves busy with their lame ass bussiness. I have no issues against them and nothing to begrudge, but some people have never cease to trouble me to no end. I thought some enlightenment such as "it’s my examination week" would tip something off. Geez which part of "my examination week" dont you understand?

And i live abroad, running a house and pay couple of bills of my own. I have a lot of stuff to do. Even so , i would rather spend the time helping myself than someone who have so much free time asking me endless favour.

And i’ve become such a lazy pig lately, so please, for your own sake, don’t ask me to do stuff I reluctant or hardly wanted to.
That is why i dont like to get too close to any people to begin with. Because given the ample time, they could be such a bother to you, and sometime complete asshole.

And please, don’t think ill of me. I want to be such a big help to everyone, but please, just not in my examination week. Thank you.

lately i’ve been farting alot, for no apparent reason. If i would think very hard and try to relate any basis that made me to fart this plentiful, I would left at sea, as its mystery still becons my curiousity.

Hence i would try to avoid any people within my personal fart-radius for the sake of not letting anyone to collapse, as the fume could last for more than a good 2 minutes.

The smell would differ dependantly on your gender, daily meal, weight, body odor, smell of your breath, working place, and the type of your underwear.Here I would suggest a few how-to(s) to identify your own fart, as your fart is pretty much distinctive with time as well as the afore-mentioned. There would be some time where the odor is faint enough you would not be able to tell, and some time so intense, it suffocates you.

Make sure you can tell the difference afterwards because you don’t want to blame anyone for your own fart.

1. fart while in the bed
2. while in a standing postion, fart and turn.
3. fart in the small room
4. bottle the fart and sell it to ebay.

You can also practise some easy exercises to train your butt from farting. I will call this ‘Butt Kegel’. Kegeling is known to many, predominanly women in pregnancy, as kegeling train the muscles and prepare themselves for birth and easy labour.
Same rules apply, butt kegeling is a measure to train and to develop defined muscles within the anus area to help holding more fart in a signifacant period of time.