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In order to view this you must be exactly over 18 years old and have a lot of time to kill.

Moderator : Hello again fellow viewers. Today, with us here today is a renowned, suave sociologist Dr.Fathi in his usual brilliance in engaging on our social issues, will again propose his "intellectual" sociological arguments and findings, since he happen to be so much in the know with regards to social science.

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Dr.F : …. I just heard that and I feel that your sarcastic remarks are uncalled for.

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Moderator : heh*grins. OK, without further adue, let’s commence the discussion, shall we? So Dr.F, how’s the mass consciousness concerning the issue?

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Dr.F : well the problem is, people still have speculations on certain things they least have understanding of, and often, they start to evaluate things they think it’s true, as long as it sounds and after consideration seems credible as they have no way to verify the information.

In the end they just came up with conclusions so unprofound, making sociologist like me shudders in fear of stupidity.

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Moderator : …. ??

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Dr.F : Moderator I wonder if your listening to my speeches is up to snuff.

Anyways, owing to the incessant misleading informations, I therefore, the self-acclaimed sociologist, will keep the viewers abreast with the latest authentication in social science.

So, basically there are 4 types of characteristic of human, in which i will discuss one of each  analytically.

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Cool

Well cool people is considered at the forefront of everything in life since time immemorial.

One doesn’t have to be smart to be cool. One also doesn’t have to be good-looking and have athletic built and whatnot. What one does need is a good cash and uncool people to make them superior. Indeed, better fortune has been the ticket for them to thier social superiority.

Hey, when you got cash you got everything.

Thier kinds are to be envied by many.

Boring

Boring is characteristic of one’s life, where his/her purpose of existence seem so vague and in some extreme cases, totally non-existent.

Boring itself takes several forms; dull, dim, monotonous, tedious and etc, where in the end all of those afore-mentioned conclude to one big idea; helplessness and incomprehensible emptiness.

In their life, there’s fairly quite nothing to stimulate excitement. It’s the formality that has made one feel stagnant.

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Kind

Dr.Fathi’s theory suggests that honesty and human kindness is actually a form of emotional bribery.

People go to distant length trying so hard to be kind, so that the other party would have respect and hence create such an imaginary warm,comely relationship with the other party.

Call it hyprocacy, call it politeness, call it anything you want, but the fact is one would rather go through a series of complicated cover ups and sometimes even lies just to make sure that his/her reputation isn’t found faulty.

‘Friend’ is no more than an another illustration that depicts fragility of one social relationship. One colleague of mine, Kimi had once mentioned, "People making friends have no other intention than to fulfill thier political needs. (although he’s just trying to be funny and stuff, but then to give it a second thought, it sounded robustly much actual to me)

People merely befriend one, as one is beneficial to them.

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Openly sexually-perverted maniac.

Well you can find these people infesting the planet just everywhere, and sadly they’re the kind of those people whoare a despise to their kin, malayan roots, and religion.

On a particular note, they are simply the product of children who watched too many western TV shows like Baywatch and other disgusting teenage flicks or spent too much time reading URTB.

With great pride they flaunt their so called "superior knowledge" and dismiss people who can’t share thier fancy as openly as them as simply ‘impotent’ or as lowly as ‘gay’.

By observation, one can tell that most of them came from the outskirts of Malaysia and possibly deprived of modernisation of thoughts. I pity their souls.

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Moderator :  Well, that’s it. Let’s hope that the viewers will have something to learn from this, and take some time to think about it. Thank you for your time.

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p/s: as you would have noticed, i tried to make this a bit comical, but in the end it just didn’t go that way.

Anyways, hurray for my 40th post!! Shit my 40th post seems the longest post thus far. And It just prooves that i have a lot of freetime postingnonsensical entries.

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