the Loo

it was the loveliest part of March. It was the new, friday morning where I ought to go the balcony to sniff some fresh air, and browse the awe-inspiring setting of the dawn : to notice a clear, endless horizon in the fanciest render.

However the fantasy world I am living in is detaching from the sad reality I was about to face. Much to my surprise, I woke up that morning to find out that my handphone has gone missing. Shoot! It supposed to run out of battery that night. What a trick of fate. It was like eveything had been planned in a designed scheme.

Let me reveal what the mother nature had been planning all this while.
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The mother Nature scheme

1. Someone had to do some homework that night. Homework late at night meant no light off until 2am, meant no sleep for me.

2. I turned to my handphone to play Skyforce as an antidote to my boredom, which meant more battery consumption, meant one bar left.

3. I left off the room, and headed to the hall, watching some midnight Anime.

4. Then someone had to sleep on my bed, and as soon as I noticed, the light was already turned off. meaning, i had to sleep with a complete ignorance of where my handphone was being placed.

that morning, i strongly felt that i’ve misplaced it somewhere, so as to deny the fact that somebody might’ve stolen it.
And that is until today, a week later, when i’ve discovered that the balance is merely RM 0.09, +RM 26.91 lesser as what I’ve had in my account a week ago.

I don’t know who has taken it, but he surely will laugh his ass off after browsing all over my Ngage, with all that dirty notes and pictures, with all the craps I wrote.

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p/s: I have no dirty notes or dirty pictures.

After quite some time laying back and doing nothing, i’ve just figured out something ugly. Humans always carry with themselves a second brain, though subconscious. In a clearer term, people dont actually notice that they could use their potetially second brain aside from what they have in their head. It is what, I reckon, the psychologists describe as the ‘cow brain’.

Meaning, everytime when one human doenst feel like thinking today, his particular brain will turn off in a decline manner, at a fair rate, so as to allow his subconcious cow brain to activate. At this state, he or she will be in stupid mode, where the brain will do no more work as the neural system is blocked abruptly.

During this period, any Information will not be sent to the information processor in the brain. Contrariwisely, the impulse will be sent accordingly to one’s knee cap.

During stupid mode, at average, one could get 20% far stupider as one in normal mode could get, that is, not under an influece of drugs or stupid pills. That is why, on some occassion, A lot of people are getting more and more stupid on every stupid mode they’ve experienced.

-Dr.Fathi.

300 is nothing more prolonged than a vast exposure of teeth, male tits and more male tits. That Leonidas sure loves running rampant in his underpants while showing off his teeth, at all. At least he can be thankful that his acting is less awful than his beastly,foul expression when you show off your teeth while talking.

I’ve learnt something tho. In spartan age, they have the profession that of "Au", which literally means hired soldier with big tits running around wearing short,tight undergarments.

Great movie, however. Ill give 4stars for the graphic,script and yadayada albeit the weak story line. It’s a job well done. No wonder we’ve come close to ripping off that 2ft. x 6ft. 300  poster, which is secured to the wall at parking lot in GalaxyAmpang.

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p/s: i wonder what could we do with that huge poster. Its either you cut it into two, and rest it in your living room, where you can lay down on it while watching TV, and at the same time, sleep on it and dream of having those tight tities and packs.

Or else, i can hang it on the window as a curtain, because GMi is so poor to give us new curtains.

i didnt notice how lot of ppl actually find my posts to be rather harsh and nasty (since it contains full of rude remarks , bashing and all) which is not reflected what i am in the real life. (hey, im not a dark person at all)
So i decided to go for something funny. And here goes.

Story 1:
There was this classmate of mine, who kept on asking me constantly this german question: "hast du dein Kopf mal gestossen?" (have you ever hit your head?)

Well this is a nice question. It is what ppl call being polite, but polite in the euphemious kind of way.
So i answered "i dont want to asnwer your question because im just wasting my bloody time as well as my bloody brain cells.

The next day, he asked me the same question again. Well this is what ppl call as being determined, but determined in the kurang-ajar kind of way.So i got this witty answer "hast du Scheise gegesen? Weil du so viele Scheisse sprichst"
(have you been eating shit? because you are so full of shit.)
Now this is what ppl call as being kurang ajar, but kurang ajar in the metaphore kind of way.

Story 2:
Today my stomach made funny,loud noises. I didnt know what happin inside there, but it did sound like im farting. Im pretty sure Zakiah heard it, and i didnt want her imagination run wild, so i told her that my stomach made funny noises. well, decided on her facial expression, i didnt think she buy that tho.

Story 3:

somebody tried to act smart today, some big talking about chemistry, which i could care less of hearing. Well to be honest that talk is too profound for one’s brain to bare. At least that didn’t depict how farty one’s small brain smells. Well nice try though.

Story 4:

It was in pnuematics class when Boss was like, trying to find a seat. Apparently his was already taken. So he took a seat, which was originally tini’s, unfortunately with no chair. Troubled, Boss browsed the lab alarmingly, hopefully to spot any unoccupied chair, making it his. Tini eyed the scene emotionless. With monotonous expression on her face, god knows what kind of devilish intent she had within. imperturbably, tini approached Boss while waiving in her hand a stripped foolscap paper, and asserted: " Boss, nah alas lantai."