the Loo

If German is the language of PrOn,

  ~HV is gay.

If German is the language of Body Art,

~Homework is butt-piercing

If People is the language of Computer,

~free-loader  is Input

If People is the language of Chemistry,

~free-loader is Carbon-14.

If Sport is the language of Studies,

~Football is Geology.

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Kuala Lumpur, Cheras - According to the reasearch conducted recently by ix Ypsilon Reaseach Institute, it is identified that one third of GMi (German Malaysian Institute) students had suffered from severe back pain and Spine strain,

due to the stupid chair this Institute had been using for the last 10 years of its running, which also, recognised to be cheap and stupid (the chair, of course).

While the other two-third of the Students is said to get stupid,every time, as long as the stupid chair is concern.

It is also believed that they might retain this permanent stupid retardness if no further treatment and measures are taken.